Judaism demands the death penalty for Sabbath violators; therefore, the First Amendment's free-exercise clause provides a constitutional right to kill anyone who desecrates the Sabbath. The Bible mandates supporting the poor among us; therefore, programs like food stamps, which many people support because of their religious views, violate the First Amendment's ban on government establishment of religion. These arguments aren't merely legally wrong; they are so absurd that saying them out loud is embarrassing.