Orgies, Cocaine, and the Dangers of Boring Sins

"No one's ever invited me to a cocaine party or an orgy, and I've been working in Washington for years." I never thought I'd say those words, but I did recently when a younger Christian asked me, in hushed tones, whether it's true that members of Congress are snorting cocaine and organizing sex parties. I stared back blankly, wondering if this man knew that Congress resembles more a senior adult bingo night than a fraternity house.