A common refrain by many in the United States nowadays is that "things are worse now than ever before." Evidence such as a rampant communal rise in narcissism and entitlement, mental health problems, the opioid epidemic in the U.S., and record-breaking violent crime rates support such a hypothesis. All the while, this downfall coincides with the orthodoxy of left-wing efforts to remove our country’s founding Judeo-Christian values from society. Given these struggles, it can be legitimately argued that a viable solution to our societal ills is to make America religious again.