Is the Next Billy Graham Drunk Right Now?

As a child, I remember being in church and seeing a man sitting in front of me, with his arm resting on the pew. The arm was covered with a large tattoo of a woman who was, well, letâ??s just say she didnâ??t fit what we would consider biblical standards of modesty in her attire. This was not in a â??relevantâ? urban church, mind you, but in the most stereotypically â??hellfire and brimstone,â? King James Version-quoting, gospel hymn-singing southern revivalist church you could imagine. I couldnâ??t believe I was seeing this, in my church. I was simultaneously thrilled (when else does one get to see naked women in church?) and outraged (how dare anyone do that in my church?). So I nudged my grandmother and pointed, as if to say, â??Can you believe this?â?