Who Will Get the Mormon Vote?

So is this it? Is this how The Republic ends? Not with a bang, but with 16 straight months of presidential debates?

That’s right, 2016 is upon us, with the force of a thousand Facebook arguments and your uncle’s hatred for “career politicians.” We’re entering a period of great uncertainty, which can only culminate in the glorious peace of the millennium. Will it be a Clinton? Will it be a Bush? And for heaven’s sake, will it be The Donald?!?!