Later this week the President of the United States, the most important person on the planet, will pardon a turkey.
Now, if this were "Scandal," this tradition might actually make sense, insofar as it would give Fitz yet another reason to demand Liv come and visit. (The scene: President Fitz, whiny man-child that either Martin Sheen or Geena Davis could drop with a one-handed slap, has to choose which turkey to pardon. Furious at Liv for some perceived slight (a.k.a. moment of sanity--Stand in the sun, girlfriend!), he decides instead to murder all the turkeys everywhere with his bare, Scotch-soaked hands.)
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