A man pulls down his pants and takes a leak on the beach near Fullerton and Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. He has streaks of pink running through his matted dark hair, black tattoos twisting around his arms, and a midriff-baring New York Yankees t-shirt. The beach is full of Saturday sunbathers, and more than a few folks are vocally opposed to his exposure. He responds by yelling, “The Cubs suck!”, takes a bow, and continues strolling nonchalantly down the beach.
Smaller, subtler havoc is wreaked along this beach for the proceeding hour that I sit there.
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