How Christopher Hitchens Murdered Santa

How Christopher Hitchens Murdered Santa

When my daughter has grown old enough to articulate (what I'm convinced she already secretly believes) that my every parenting decision has been wrong, thoroughly damaging, and clear grounds for lawsuit to cover therapy costs, I will at least be able to explain why I did not raise her to believe in Santa.

"Christopher Hitchens," I will say, as her eyes well up with tears. "Christopher Hitchens killed your Santa."

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