A story is told about a father asking his daughter what she learned in religious school. She answers excitedly: "The rabbi told us the story of how the Jews escaped from Egypt and the evil pharaoh. It was amazing. There was this giant airplane that flew down, and thousands of Jews raced on board, and it pulled away just as Pharaoh's armies were chasing it, and then all the Egyptians got in their airplanes, but the Jewish airplane shot down the Egyptian ones with UZI submachine guns, and all the Egyptians drowned in the ocean!"
"Wow! Did the rabbi really say that?" the dad asked.
"Not exactly ... but you'd never believe the story that she told!"
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